Sam's Blog

#notice how he says he was in the gym #not working out #just #in the gym #hanging out #watching tv #snacking #and taunting Chris while he worked out

#’chris is that how they do it in asgard?’ #’lift weights like a WEENIE?’ #’hey thor 20 reps does not constitute worthiness’ #’DON’T ODINSLEEP ON ME NOW BROTHER’ #*throws potato chip

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assvenger:

#the fear of being uselessly human keeps him ruthless #my darling vicious wisecracking massively fucked up archer

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moraniarty:

the year is 2064 and all prospective tumblr users must first fight to the death in an arena to determine who will win coveted urls such as ‘stonedhipsterbabe5694’

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soolooxcoopter:

obesealpaca:

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through

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ohmysupernatural:

Jim & Misha appreciation post.

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boys-from-baker-street:

why can’t there be a petting zoo but instead of animals there can be british actors 

#mummy, i wanna pat the Hiddleston #no sweetie #mummy wants to pat the Cumberbatch first #and then we’ll go and take some photos of the Firth and the Fry #and we can go and feed a Freeman later on

I’d buy an lifetime pass.

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“There’s a huge amount of bromantic love going on between Hiddleston and Hemsworth.”

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finalproblem:

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you John Watson’s real-life arch-enemies: card readers and fences.

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