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simpaticonebula:

2 years ago I saw a group of middle school aged Buddhist boys in orange robes who had shaved heads and a little boy saw them and said “Look, Mom! Airbenders!” and at first they laughed but then they told him that they were Airbenders but they weren’t allowed to airbend in public and it was pretty much the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

rostheriveter:

Long slow-build fics that don’t end as soon as the characters get together but keep going for a while

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So I tried to make polite conversation with our building's youngest tenant

Me: Hey, that's a Harry Potter shirt, right? You like Harry Potter?
Little girl: *hides behind her mom*
Mom: Go ahead, you can tell her.
Little girl: Yeeaaaaaah...
Me: That's cool! Who's your favorite character? Hermione?
Little girl: *shakes head*
Me: Ron? Harry?
Little girl: I LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT.
Me: Uh.
Little Girl: HE REPRESENTS CHAOS.
Me: That's...fun too.

razzledazzy:

dicksp8jrsbowtie:

celestial-awkwardness:

younger-than-the-soul:

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

omg i ship tiny roman and tiny cowboy

UM

EXCUSE YOU

THOSE ARE JEDIDIAH AND OCTAVIUS

AND THEY ARE THE BROTP OF BROTPS

GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT

Fun fact: The actor that played Octavius played him as though he had unrequited love for Jedidiah.

Unrequited, my arse. 

I got curious about this like 2 years ago and there is fanfiction for it.

confettistan:

monlow:

2pissymagpies:

eyelikeamagpie:

murphels:

smithcollins:

how do i get a boy to like me??/?//?

pull him out of hell and stare at him quizzically for 1-3 years

Show off your deduction skills and turn up your coat collar so you look cool

Grab his hand and say “Run”

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as a guy I would just like to say that all of these are valid and would get me in bed


Imagine confusing your friend with the character they play on television.

Imagine confusing your friend with the character they play on television.

slightlysalty:

Did you know that high school students today have about the same anxiety levels as insane asylum mental patients during the 1950’s?

lets do a thing. reblog and add your city and country. if it's already there, don't add it again. lets take a look at tumblr's diversity

 Terre Haute, Indiana
 Shanghai, China
 Pisa, Italy
 Longkou, China
 Brisbane, Australia
 University Place, USA
 Salamanca, Spain
 Cambridge, England
 London, England
 Siuntio, Finland
 Edinburg, USA
 Joice, USA
 Philadelphia, PA, USA
 St. Paul, USA
 Minneapolis, USA
 Corpus Christi, USA
 Manchester, England
 Cardiff, Wales
 Cheltenham, England
 Cardiff, Wales
 Pelham, USA
 Mount Washington, KY, USA
 Dublin, Ga, USA
 Tampere, Finland
 Dubuque, IA, USA
 Southend-on-sea, England
 Phoenix, USA
 Providence, USA
 Chilliwack, Canada
 Salvador, Brazil
 Paris, France
 Brighton, USA
 South Hadley, USA
 Thessaloniki, Greece
 St. John's, Canada
 Torbay, Canada